Last night, the top two trending topics were #ObamaFarewell and #GoldenShowers, as Obama delivered his moving final address to the American people and the incoming President, Donald Trump, was busy fighting off allegations that he got pissed on by a gang of Russian hookers.
The report that depicted such an outrageous scenario was put together by a former British intelligence officer who seems to be at least somewhat of a credible source to U.S. officials. The allegations have not been verified, though they were worrying enough that top-ranking U.S. intelligence officers briefed Obama, Trump, and several others about the report in question before it leaked online last night.
Trump has already dismissed the report as "fake news," though not before he was clowned all over Twitter for his supposed enjoyment of golden showers. If the report is true, then the Russians have video evidence of a sordid urination demonstration involving our soon-to-be President and some of the Kremlin's top whores. Yikes.
Take a look at the funniest #GoldenShowers tweets below.
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