Shoutout to an under-rated goat in Mitch Hedberg. Totally could see why he's not everyone's cup of tea but man, his delivery is so f on point and hilarious

Capitalism working as planned. The rich get richer. Student debt: 1.9 trillion GOP tax cut for the rich: 1.9 trillion Who else would like to live in a country where we bail out students who need it instead of CEOs who don’t?

It must be really tough having so much fame at such an early age.

"The guy was just hanging brain. I mean, what's all the fuss? If that's flashing, then lock me up."

The UK has about 300 deaths via knives a year, versus the 10,000 deaths via guns in the U.S. each year. Let that sink in. Capitalism working as planned

Ain't no best

Em finna pull out 8 Mile "quick, someone get his ass another steroid" and "Is that a tank top, or a new bra? Look, Snoop Dogg just got a fuckin' boob job!" 😂. The game makes it too easy fr. This works double cause of the Black Slim Shady line from The City track with Kendrick where the game says he's the best in Compton, even over Calvin 🧢🎩

Burnin' Bridges be more accurate.

Irv Gotti... too much Bacardi in his body... Mouth like a 12-gauge shotty

Spoiled rich people these days. Don't want to work for anything.