Half of HNHH's articles: "This happened: Report!" Other half: "This didn't actually happen after all: Report!"

Bruh where tf y'all see Jadakiss in the tracklist?

I might just check the tour out now.

So the album that was "done" in 2016 is just never gonna see the light of day?

Jada stays under-appreciated by the masses.

Thanks for being 5 days late. But I know y'all had to get all those articles out about how sex crazy Cardi B is first, so I understand the delay...

Never liked YG... The beats are pretty fire tho.

I wasn't even excited for this shit and I liked it a lot.

Mick needs an album more like The Water[s] and less like THC if he wants to start building that legacy.

Probably another track where Juicy gets a feature credit for ad-libbing n shit.

The intro went hard af... The rest was just typical YG, as in trash.

TDE just announced Reason as their newest signee. He's got a new track out for the announcement too.

nah.

Rick Ross features are so ubiquitous that HNHH writers keep assuming he's on every album when he ain't. Case and point...

Real one.

lmao real ass nigga

New Mick is never a bad thing

I love these COLORS videos

Bruh, where tf y'all see Big Sean, 2 Chainz, Drake, Mannie Fresh or Timberlake on this shit?

That Swizz beat was fire but to me it sounded too much like that Green Ranger beat from D4

I'm sorry but that hook was garbage

WAAAAAY better than DROGAS Light

I'm sorry but did you just use the word "boobie"... and censor it? What are you, 5?

If she gets back with Timbo and Pharrell it'll be nothing but dope shit!

Uproar boutta hit the hot 100 just watch

"It's one of the only nights where artists are awarded for making the best (or mainly the most popular) music in the world." Really? Cuz it feels like every other month there's a music awards show...

Kaytranada's production complements Mick's rapping so damn well

Hot take: His album was a major disappointment. Hopefully the follow up will be better.

Take On Me one of the GOAT songs, hip-hop or not.

Well when Drake holds the top spot for like 90% of the year and they count shit like Post Malone as hip-hop, no shit it's gonna take up a lot of slots.

The fuck happened to MMG anyway? Haven't heard an album on the label that wasn't from one of the big 3 in years.

The Mac shoutout is appreciated but unrelated to anything else on the track.

Honestly, every track sounded the same.

You assholes actually deleted all the comments calling you out for posting a track you already posted way back when it was first released? Bitch move, Devin.

Nice try, Devin. I'mma keep calling you out for this shit. Track was posted on this site months ago. Start doing your job.

I'm really getting tired of this nigga's tracks being too damn short. That was what prevented me from loving Summertime '06.

That Kendrick "feature" was a waste of a feature credit.

My friend's lil cousin dressed like the wall 2 years ago.

Ok but between this and the Pusha joint, where tf is the bass in these beats?

I was expecting Wendys to get in on this trolling game.

More excited for my nigga Steve hosting.

"Doris and I Don't Like Shit. I Don't Go Outside, neither of which were led by a discernible single" Bitch, Doris had 3 singles before the album dropped. Chum, Whoa and Hive.

Short, Jeremih, Ty, French and Joyner... One of these things just doesn't belong here.

If I didn't already know who IDK was, seeing a song called OMG by someone named IDK would lead me to believe they were a 12 year old girl.

Track is called knocking at my dope.

Ennio's a legend. You can't pay too much mind to a 90 year old composer who took a 40 year break before composing something for Tarantino, then accusing him of stealing. He compared him to classic directors and calls him a thief, which is what a lot of Tarantino's critics have done since he blew up. They just don't click with his style is all. Still, his music worked amazingly in Hateful Eight and he deserved that Oscar.

From what I can tell through the scratches and the confirmed features, Westbrook features Ferg and Hot Box got a Method Man feature.

"Check" about to be insane!

And people wanna discredit the Oscars these mfs give out awards to 50 Shades and The Spy Who Dumped Me...

Well at least it means that Maroon 5 song is finally off the #1 spot. Shit was trash.

They got Tasmanian Devils where he's from... basically the same shit.

You'd think of all people, Mick Jenkins would come to Montreal...

I died when he was reading "Re-Learning Comedy For Dramatic Actors."

Was hoping 9th would be back but if we get another Black Thought project so soon I ain't complaining!

FUCK YEAH NIGGA!

Ngl, this whole album has like 5 tracks worth bumping, if that.

At least that music video was for a 6ix9ine track instead of a Kanye track. With any luck, that means this screaming nigga wont be on Yandhi, if it ever drops.

Those beat snippets sound like flames!

You mfs really made 2 articles for this non-hip-hop story?

Dope shit. We ever gonna hear that track he said he has with Joey tho?

The fact that probably none of these tracks are gonna burn up the Hot 100 is a goddamn injustice!

I read the title and thought "Gee, is it gonna be the same problem EVERY superhero actor says they have w/ their costume?" And sure enough, it is.

That first set of quotable lyrics pretty much sums it up.

Are people still saying Netflix and Chill anymore?

The tracks aren't bad by any means. They just WAY too damn short. FFS the longest track on here is less than 3 minutes! Also the last 3 tracks are complete trash.

Kang back at it again!

Damn he still included the title track even tho it dropped like 4 and a half years ago.

I wasn't fuckin wit the autotune on 100 Summers and Almost Slipped.

Hell yeuh!

Y'already know I fuck with Mick heavy and Dessy actually he most underrated in Pro Era so this an automatic W.

On god Ariana deadass looks like August Ames in this video, at least for the first half. I damn near did a double take thinking she was resurrected n shit.

1 sentence into this article and there's already 2 fuck ups. Is it really that hard to proofread your shit?

Not only is this not hip-hop, not only is this an update on a weekly YouTube show that is, again, not hip-hop, but it's an update on a weekly YouTube show that isn't hip-hop, posted ALMOST A WEEK LATE. The jackoffs running this site think they need to purge this place of shitty troll comments, and they're right (even though I've been suspended a shit ton for dumb shit like calling the writers out). But the major priority at this point should be getting rid of these dumbass writers who post anything just for clicks regardless of hip-hop relation or written credibility. And I don't wanna hear anything about how "I clicked on this article so I'm part of the problem." I'm here to get a message across and if I have to contribute a view to this bullshit article to do it, I guess there's no other way.

4:44 a certified classic.

"We're only including albums of the rapper x rapper variety" Goes on to include albums by Beyonce and Jeremih...

Hell yeah. CZARFACE brings the heat but a whole album with Ghostface is another level of fire!

Damn, Red Cafe... Now that's a name I haven't heard in a long time.

But... didn't he die BEFORE this trailer debut was announced?

Bullshit. You really think they gonna drop an Avengers 4 trailer, emphasize the fact that Spider-Man is dead, then drop a trailer for the next Spider-Man movie a few days later?

Right before the album drops :"We dropping on a Monday cuz fuck sales!" Now: "SMH my sales all fucked up cuz of this cover art shit" ...

Damn, that Rapsody nom last year gave me false hope that they'd recognize K.R.I.T. this year.

This nigga gonna be forcing everyone around him to call him Bill or Billy.

Perfection takes time.

Oh come on...

"Remix to Ignition."

Young Dumb & Broke... 3 things Elton John is evidently not. Well after this, maybe only 2...

Who at Warner Bros approved this shit?

Niggas still need Hov to step in and tell em about credit smh.

TBH this is probably the worst of all these EP tracks he's dropped but it's still decent.

This nigga ain't got the right to call any damn song Billie Jean.

Idris a real one.

Herbo, stay in ya lane. You rap about how dangerous it is to live in Chicago n shit, not about whispering sweet nothings to bitches.

"Heller's ultiamte death..." Good thing I only skimmed the last sentence and didn't waste my time reading this shit cuz it's fucking pathetic!

I really miss JUSTICE League beats they fit with Ross so damn well.

Pretty sure I've seen stories of this nigga gifting his own "personal" Roc Nation chains like twice before at least.

Well since he sounds like Young Thug lite it wouldn't have sounded much different from what we got.

Twice in the first paragraph the word "worse" is used when you mean "worst." I'll stop being annoying about it when you mfs start acting like ppl who actually get paid to write articles.

This shit will be legendary if it ever sees the light of day

Well I can guarantee it didn't get all those streams cuz of Kodak's whack ass.

And so far Drake has mainly used this superpower for evil...

"There's no clear indication as to just what was going when the 16-year old h but maybe..." What exactly is this sentence supposed to convey?

Man looks like Gucci and Freddie Gibbs put together.

But... the song is good tho.

Let the motherfucker rest goddamn.

Well shit, now we won't get anymore lyrical gems like "YUH YUH YUH YUH YUH!" ... If only. We all know this shit a publicity stunt.

Leagues above the Globes.

Only if the whole crew is back. I don't want no sequel if Sorkin ain't writing and David Fincher ain't directing that shit.

Y'all already uploaded this shit 3 days ago.

There is no god.

Tarantino and Scorsese about to dominate.

Therapy needs to be Kanye West's therapy.

Imma stick with the MuchDank version

Damn wish this were in North America shit'll probably be legendary

RIP to a young legend to be

They wanna revisit what worked well, because your Ghostbusters was fucking shit. Had nothing to do with the cast being women, it just wasn't funny. End of fucking story.

I mean, it sounds a lil less lazy than the other songs you've posted. Mostly cuz of the beat tho.

Pine Barrens doesn't even crack the top 5? Blasphemy!

Wish El-P would produce some joints on there.

Am I the only one here without any kind of player for the song or wha?

Not available in my country... nice -.-

You know what, fuck it. Whether he's innocent or not, I'mma still be bumping his classics. Ain't no accusations gonna stop me from enjoying Billie Jean, the same way accusations against Kevin Spacey won't stop me from liking American Beauty.

RIP Lil Snupe. If he were still alive he'd be the Dreamchasers equivalent of J.I.D.

The title of this article is wrong... as usual.

Bernie Sanders, who the Democrats didn't think was good enough to rep them, had Run The Jewels in his camp. Now the dems are recruiting Cardi B...

"Their lone track together"? MF they had a track called Generations on Rapsody's She Got Game mixtape. Typical level of HNHH research right here...

Damn Ace switched up his flow on this one I fucks wit it

Pesci a legend

Honestly I'm probably just ignorant but it sounds like y'all are making up charts n shit.

"Sweet Victootherswhile..." PROOF. READ. YO. SHIT. NIGGA!

Hurry someone take top comment before Deathstroke comes in with his multiple accounts.

Anyone remember that song Circle the Block by Tink? There's something about this beat that sounds like it uses the same sample or something.

This nigga Dessy always spazzes on Kodak beats! Saw him perform his Roll In Peace freestyle live and that shit was bananas!

Hate Ty but I can't front he did his thing on this one

Spike Lee's best director nomination this year is basically a "congrats on making a movie that didn't suck" award. He's made like 4 good movies and acts like he's the Jesus of black directors.

This shit less revealing than 90% of her other posts

The song is called "Girls Like YOU," Chantilly...

Dessy up next.

This article is so poorly written. BlacKKKlansman is nominated for best picture, best director and a shit ton of other Oscars.... so where exactly is it "omitted"? You really couldn't provide more context, or did you know this article was bullshit from the start so you didn't wanna plague it with contradictory facts?

Ashton killed it in Moonlight and he's gonna kill it as RZA!

Can't stand this nigga but I can't hate on this.

Spaceship is the best track on CD don't @ me.

I was deadass listening to Banned From TV 2 nights ago when I suddenly remembered this track and rewatched the video. Everyone in the comment section was pointing this shit out.

We need a proper Black Thought solo album. Not an EP, not a Roots album (tho that'd be straight), but a full length solo album.

We back to biddniss!

Wish Idris wasn't gonna be wasted by the terrible writers from this season. Jost and Che are flushing SNL down the fucking toilet.

But the adlibs are the best things about this nigga tho

Westside Gunn on some Roc Marciano, refusing to rap over any beats with drums type shit.

[joke about J. Cole's music already being a lullaby]

I'd much rather see a Berry Gordy biopic tbh.

They done fucked up by not giving Roma best picture.

Fucking finally. Tyler Perry is an ok actor when he's working for another director but his own movies are horrible.

Idk what's more fucked up, this story or the fact that you quoted this kid as saying "Ludacris" when any sane person knows he's saying ludicrous.

"Best Teef In The Game Tour" LMAO the Fantano beef is getting real!

Well duh. No one expected Get Out to be as good as it was before it came out. That plus an Oscar win plus the fact that this nigga's been everywhere promoting shit like his Twilight Zone reboot and BlacKkKlansman makes a better box office inevitable.

This nigga already a villain he stole Christian Bale's Oscar.

Don't throw around the word "cinematographer" when you clearly don't know what it means, cuz Spike Lee isn't one.

This nigga can rap but he doesn't look or sound anything like Meth so his acting skills better be on some Daniel Day-Lewis level shit here.

Don't know this guy but I hope he recovers. No one should go out like that.

Forgot Lance Skiiiwalker. Not that it matters, I think he's wack as fuck anyway.

"...nor is this even talked about." People been dragging Woody Allen about this shit for YEARS, especially recently with all the MeToo shit. Just cuz a black guy is getting all the heat right now, doesn't make it a race issue.

Bohemian Rhapsody made me realize how all these musical biopics are basically the same thing. Start out as a kid with childhood tragedy or a down on their luck band that starts off with nothing, then they become the biggest thing in the world, lead singer becomes a drug addict, band breaks up, moping around for 20 minutes, reunion show, then the main character is freeze-framed with text talking about how successful they were til they died. Even Straight Outta Compton followed most of this, but at least since we don't get many rap biopics (or ones that are actually good), it felt different (plus having rappers dropping diss tracks made the whole band breakup segment seem more refreshing). Bottom line, I hope they move beyond the cliches.

Future be looking like a damn woman in the thumbnail for that video...

"Unfortunately, Anuel AA wasn't in the building to perform his verse of the track." Unfortunately for you, maybe. His verse sounded like ass.

.Paak and Nate Dogg will be an instant classic. I thought Tints was gonna propel .Paak into a bonafide superstar but I overestimated the public's gauge for quality music. Maybe this'll be it, but either way the real ones will be bumping this!

I'm all for artists growing and developing with the times, but in Tip's case, I'd suggest getting as far away from his recent sound as possible and sticking his head right back into the trap house because everything he's dropped for the past 3 years has been weak as fuck except his guest feature on Big Bank.

It's weird for him to use Ric Flair Drip as the example of a collab. I know it's by far the biggest track on the tape, but 21 is nowhere to be found on it. His name is just on it cuz of the whole project. So that track in particular don't help his case.

"The most perfect human in the entire world?" .... Really, my nigga?

I want a Freddie Gibbs feature, or Schoolboy on Bandana.

Lets...

Make that shit as far off from Shine as possible and stay the fuck off twitter when it drops and it should do fine.

Shout out MuchDank their shit always hilarious

Same producer can't steal his own beat, sure, but that don't mean Iggy wasn't biting Cardi's style. Plus, you basically just admitted you made almost the same beat twice. Idrc tho I haven't listened to the Iggy track and I don't plan to, just like I plan on never listening to the Cardi track again.

1000 Bars otw...

Uzi, Thug and Gunna... WOW! Such an inspired tracklist. I'm sure this won't sound sound like pretty much every other new school album rn.

That's good. With Paak promoting the new album as having a more R&B tone, I was afraid Andre would be singing on some Love Below type shit. That's not bad but I'd much rather hear him body niggas on they own tracks.

LMAO Forest Whitaker looks so out of place there he's just too damn calm by nature.

I was fucking with Ugly God when he wrote a diss track to himself, but now he sounds like he's actually trying to be a "legit" rapper, which he is incapable of doing well.

This is fucked all the way up. RIP Nipsey.

Goddamn you can't even pay your respects without throwing shit into chaos these days? This fucking world...

So far we have a banger that's way too short and a generic track watered down by a desire for everyone to hop on Travis Scott's sound... This album potential ain't looking so hot rn.

I used to fuck with Gunplay big time but ever since he dropped that first album everything he's made has just been underwhelming as hell.

The fact that you guys posted the same article twice with a 1 word difference in the title... It's NOT GOOD💥

The timing of this remix... It's NOT GOOD💥

This Guava Island movie... It's NOT GOOD💥

...NOT GOOD💥

This feature list is like the opposite of ScHoolboy's... which was NOT GOOD💥

No mention of Rapsody... That's NOT GOOD💥

He isn't the first one to make the comparison, but for everyone who does, their take on this matter... It's NOT GOOD💥

Who asked for this shit?

Tomorrow I'm hopping on a plane so I'mma take his advice and listen to it front to it front to back with no distractions, cuz I couldn't get past track 3 without asking wtf was going on.

"J Balvin will also be making history as the first Reggaeton artist to perform on the late-night variety show." Mtherfuckers out here disrespecting Sean Paul smh.

"features"

Trap T.I. >>>>>>> "Conscious" T.I.

Just watched Boyz N the Hood for the first time yesterday. A great talent.

Damn the homophobia on this site is real.

"...when security told them that they would be able to enter the premises." Well shit, I guess there's nothing to worry about then.

AOTY time

So in actual news... Bandana now has a release date.

Everyone shitting on this choice hasn't seen his work post-Twilight. Good Time was the shit! Pattinson can and will kill it.

Moonlight has GOAT status.

Ever since K.R.I.T. went independent he's finally found his groove on his commercial projects. With this and Bandana coming, 2019 is finally starting to heat up.

2 sentences in and this article is fulla shit cuz Danny Brown never dropped an album in 2014.

KRIT dropped a new single last night. Shit's fire.

If B.o.B stayed consistent with the music and got off his conspiracy theory bullshit he'd be up there with the Wale's and Cole's of the game.

Another "North American" tour that's just the US and Toronto... This shit's getting annoying for Canadians.

Oh yeah that one sentence with the crying emoji really ripped 69 a new one...

These kinds of people who think they're doing "God's work" are the most annoying just shut the fuck up and let people who aren't straight christians live their lives ffs.

"I got some good advice never quit touring"

"I don't like lyrics you have to think about." "I have 2 horns line a rhino. I give that a 5." SMFH.

HNHH on some real shit for once respecting Snupe. R.I.P.

E-40 stays on Tech N9ne and Curren$y levels of constantly dropping decent to dope projects but he doesn't get as much attention in that regard. It should be pretty good, if that great cover art is any indication.

Always hated his music and his fake-woke attitude but it's never ok to see someone lose their life so violently, let alone at such a young age. R.I.P.

Y'all said Wiz and Ross so surprisingly as if Curren$y didn't already make that match up like 5 years ago. Choosin'. Great track.

Taylor you summed it up pretty well. Good article.

Got someone named Yella, and someone named Wolfe, but no Yelawolf. Damn...

That kid would probably have a worse childhood with this bitch around than if she were in jail.

Such a shame some still think women can't rap because people like Rapsody don't get their shine.

Too bad he wastes his talent making stupid dick jokes in every song.

Norega? Really, Erika?

Did Black Thought record his verse in the next room or...?

Any new Rapsody music I fuck with.

Of course he would he's on the fucking thing.

That list of producers is insane. The OG damn near got something from everyone that matters, except Timbo.

I got KOD which sucks but tbh anything besides Born Sinner would've been a disappointing result.

This shit was like a rejected article from The Onion.

Ghost has always been GOAT material. Idk how the fuck you can be in the game so damn long and still be this dope.

Timbo always drops heat.

Nicki is a way better rapper than Cardi, but if she were giving cosigns like this to the other women rapping, she'd have a lot more friends.

I knew there was no way he'd surpass 4EIAMLT but this is still dope.

He looks like he's always rapping while constipated.

so wale's heavy rotation includes 3 tracks partially performed by... himself?

The Grammys give out so many fucking awards that they don't even air most of them live and it takes the winners half a year to get their trophies. I get that there's lots of genres of music to reward but goddamn...

Soon as the camera stops rolling: "Alright Desiigner now where's that 50 bucks you promised?"

Paak really taking on the role Weeknd had when he first blew up where he was "featured" on tracks where he took up like 80% of the song.

So does U-God just not exist in this story?

If he samples that song from this trailer it should be a hot track.

Still Drake's best track and it's not even up for debate. That Sinatra line is cold and that line about bullets firing backwards might be the hardest shit he's ever spit.

Outside the actual clan how many people actually seek out a GZA feature? Everyone and their mom gets a Raekwon verse, Ghost is out doing features and Method Man too, but you rarely hear the Genius on a non-Wu member's song. Props to Rapsody for that one!

This is dope but is no one gonna point out that this is the exact same beat Wale had on Groundhog Day like 2 years ago?

1st album I ever heard Anderson on. New legend!

The features ain't crazy or anything but Rapsody can carry the bulk of a project with no help so I'm not worried. As long as she got that 9th Wonder production without the beat switches on nearly every track of her last album it should be fire.

Best Travis song don't @ me.

Swizz Beatz is such an overrated producer. If you actually listen to his beats 9/10 of them pretty much use the same drum pattern.

Dave stays a real one.

Missy Elliott announced a new album dropping tonight can't wait for y'all to report on it next week...

This website stays homophobic as fuck. You can like rap music and respect gay people at the same time. He changed his point of view and there's nothing wrong with that. Big ups to Common.

Leo a GOAT.

X has one of the best voices for rapping ever, no cap

When I first heard this shit on Colors I was just waiting for it to drop everywhere else this shit goes hard!

This seems like a good place to recommend Todd In The Shadows' video about Murphy's music career. "One Hit Wonderland." Great shit, really interesting and informative.

T.I.: "4/10 not enough raps about the black struggle." Cardi: "3/10 not enough ass shaking." Chance: "1/10 not enough raps about how much I love my wife."

This is the second time he's done this. Slime Flu 5 had a freestyle with Chinx over this beat too.

This is mostly dope, but I swear all it takes for people to say something is AOTY is for it to have a hype feature list that's mostly wasted in the name of some concept.

I find it hilarious how he just walks out of the car yelling "ROZAY!" like imagine if that's how he just enters every room.

He plays a good funny villain. Just watch Scott Pilgrim for proof.

Is HNHH really so out of touch that they think we won't recognize the name "TDE" unless they put Kendrick's name in front of it?

He's put out at least 1 good album this decade, which is way more than anyone can say for 50...