"As much as people think of me as a lyricist. I think Chief Keef and French Montana are much better rappers. Sosa's mixtape came out better than my album. Excuse my French is probably album of the year" - Eminem

"Hi Kids, do u like violence? Wanna see me stick Nine Inch Nails through each one of my eyelids?" - Eminem

"I was going to put Chris Brown for the hook of "The Monster" but I wanted Rihanna because she's the closest I can get to Mariah Carey." - Eminem

"Kanye West is a genius." - Eminem

I just got a compliment from a girl I don't like. She was like "You look nice today Brent" and I was like "I know I do mhmmm!"

So someone just called my best friend their best friend like excuse me who are you?

I hate when I say "I hate everyone". And then that one dumb person says "But not me right?" And I'm just like "no I especially hate you"

So a girl walked up to me and said "ooh it's winter I need a boyfriend to keep me warm" and I'm just like "Gurrrl just wear a sweater like me mhmmm!"

Don't you hate it when you're hungry and you say "Mom make me a sandwich!" And she replies "Make it your self" then all of a sudden you're not hungry anymore.

I literally do this all the time. I say "what" to the person asking me a question then a second later realize what they said.

Do you guys ever flip the page loudly when you're done taking the test just to let everyone know you finished? :D like if you can relate!

Girls be like "Everyone is beautiful" and then be like "Owwww my eyes my eyes you're so ugly!"

I do what I want , when I want, and whatever I want........ Long as my mom says it's okay! Love you mom!!

Long distance relationships suck........................ The couch I'm sitting on is too far away from the pantry. It's depressing.

Don't you hate it when you're with your parents with your friend and your friend keeps talking about something you don't want your parents to find out about. Like "Gurrrl Shut Up!!"

My pickup line attempt: hey baby can I follow because I mom told me to follow my dreams" ;)

My pickup line attempt: hey baby can I follow u because My mom told me to follow my dreams" ;)

Why can I always tell when someone likes someone else but can't tell if someone likes me? I mean like that's wrong! Mhmmm!

Why are smaller candies called fun size like there's nothing fun about getting a smaller amour of candies. They should be called depressed size.

So one day after school I went to mcdonalds and asked for a small fry. And the cashier was like "Aren't you supposed to be in school" and I was like "What do you know about school HAAAN!" Like if you can relate >3

I wanna cute long relationship where everyone is like "damn they're still together?" Like if you can relate!

I wanna cute long relationship where everyone is like "damn they're still together?" Like if you can relate!

Do u guys ever fake dates on your homework so it would look like you didn't do it last minute. Lol like if u can relate!!

I wanna throw a Party with fake alcohol and see how many people act wasted. Like this comment if you think this would be funny!

Also what's with all the fighting lately. I feel like it's getting out of hand. I think we should all stop fighting and live in peace with one another. Who cares if someone made multiple accounts of someone else. We should all stop arguing and enjoy what hotnewhiphop has now and what it doesn't have. I hope you all enjoy the message I bring and all I bring are positive vibes and a relatable sense of humor. And no I'm not a troll lol. Just telling jokes and showing love to everyone!!!!! xoxo

I wanna cute long relationship where everyone is like "damn they're still together?" Like if you can relate!

Dear teacher when 90 percent of us fail it isn't because we didn't try it's just because you're a terrible teacher. Like if you can relate!!

Anyone can love your looks but is your personality and heart that's makes someone stay with you. Like this comment if you understand!! :*

Like this comment if you've ever liked someone you knew you couldn't have..... :,(

That awkward moment when kids younger than you have a more interesting love life. :/ like this comment if you can relate. Love you guys!!

Usually I post relatable humor and what not but this comment will be different considering this is about someone's death. R.I.P Doe B you will be missed.

It's stupid to hold on to something that keeps hurting you buts it's also stupid to let go of something you've always wanted. Like this comment if you understand!!

Guys if you wanna keep a girl you should admire her, give her affection attention and respect!! Like this comment if you know how to treat a girl.

Don't you hate it when you're having fun on sunday the you realize the weekend ends tomorrow. -.- like this comment if you guys can relate!!

I love conversations where I don't have to think what to say and everything just comes naturally. Like this comment if you can relate!! I love you all!! :*

Don't you hate it when you look like an idiot when you push a door that says pull. Like this comment if you can relate!!

If you don't have stupid things to do while you're young you'll have nothing to smile about when you're old. Like this comment if u understand

That heart sinking moment when you read something you didn't want to know. Like this comment if you can relate.

I love it when I catch you looking at me then you smile and look away. Like this comment if you can relate!!

Before my shower: I don't want to go in. After my shower: I don't want to get out. :D Like this comment if you can relate

Student: Can I go to the bathroom? Teacher: You should've gone during break. Student: I'm sorry I don't plan my pee schedule. :D like this comment if you can relate.

Dear stomach you're bored not hungry so shut up! Like this comment if you can relate! :*

People be like: how do u like ketchup but not tomatoes? And I'm just like -.-

I wanna write on a rock "I miss you" and throw it at your face so you know how much it hurts to miss you. Like this comment if you're missing a loved one right now!!

If I haven't embarrassed myself in front of you..... Don't worry it will happen. Like this comment if you can relate!!

If I text a person in the same room as me I stare at them until they get it. Like this comment if you do the same thing. Love you all! :*

The worst thing is when someone insults one of your insecurities and you have to play it off like you don't care even though it's killing you inside. Like this comment if you can relate.

Do you guys ever yell someone else's name in different voices until they reply back to you? Like this comment if you do this. @BrentRivera

Like this comment if you've ever had a crush you regret crushing on. @BrentRivers

teachers after a test: PUT YOUR PEN DOWN!!! me: relaxsssssss it's a pen not a gun!! Like this comment if you can relate. Love you all! :*

I hate it when I'm telling the truth to someone and then I start smiling for no reason and they start to think that I'm lying. Like this comment of you can relate. Happy to be back for you guys!! :*

Grandmas be like "Brent do you want an apple?" I be like "No thanks grandma!" Then they be like "Ok........... Here's your apple!!" -.- Like this comment if you can relate!

Three things that should never be broken: Friendships, hearts, and promises. Like this comment if you understand!

Don't fall in love. Fall off a bridge, it hurts less. Like this comment if you can relate!

We close our eyes when we kiss dream and imagine because the beautiful things in this world are unseen. Like if you can relate!

I hate when I'm at a friends house. And my friends like "Mom Brent's hungry" and I'm just like "NO, Don't say that! I sound so needy!!" Like this comment if you can relate. :*