Kanye West doesn't tweet all that often, but when he does... Ooh boy, you're gonna want to grab some popcorn. We were reminded of this today when dude went for Wiz Khalifa's neck, giving him a list of 17 (?!) commandments/reasons he's inferior to Mr. West. That those tweets were swiftly deleted is even more indicative of Ye's general demeanor on Twitter, which usually features brash statements that are available only in screenshot form an hour or so after they're tweeted.
Beyond that though, the usually dour rapper sometimes uses his account to show sides of himself that we previously only got on "Hey Mama" and "Family Business," posting touching tributes to the recently deceased and/or his mother. But mostly, he'll be remembered for his Tracy Jordan-esque comments on luxuries that we peasants can only laugh and scratch our heads at. Without further adieu, here are THE BEST TWEETS EVER-- or rather, the best KANYE tweets ever.
kanye elevator tweet
Admit it, we all do that.
kanye bike stores tweet
Could you even picture him riding a bike? It'd have to be the world's first seven-figures bike.
kanye water bottle tweet
"What's my biggest weakness? I care too much."
kanye fonts tweet
What happened to "You ain't finna see a mogul get emotional"?
kanye wicked tweet
Wicked Witch of the West
kanye conference table tweet
Only in Kanye's mind does a simple conference become a chicken/egg question involving very specific furniture.
kanye toast skal tweet
låt oss ha en skål för douchebags!!!
kanye kazoo tweet
Have we heard this one yet? "Ultra Light Beam," is that you?
kanye fur pillows tweet
"You know something Jeeves? It's actually hard to eat caviar without letting your monocle fall into it."
kanye cherub rug tweet
The word "simple" is definitely debatable here.
kanye leather pants tweet
Ye getting his Duran Duran on.
kanye salmon tweet
kanye closet tweet
When it comes to seasons, everyone knows Yeezy > Fall.
Kanye fonts tweet
Is tweeting really the best way to get ahold of Def Jam?
kanye stevie wonder tweet
"Have you ever asked your Golden Lady for other Golden Ladies?" Just didn't have the same ring to it.
kanye college dropout tweet
Kanye lays out the similarities between College Dropout and Yeezus better than any critic could..
kanye hi mom tweet
[Insert unlimited crying emojis]
kanye robin williams tweet
Thank you, Kanye, for sharing this perfect picture.
kanye smiling tweet
As close to a complete Kanye mantra as we'll ever get.
Kanye Beck tweet
kanye mike dean tweet
This is about his close collaborator Mike Dean, not Macklemore.
kanye in-app purchases tweet
Kanye West, parenting tips blogger.
kanye 3AM tweet
This one's even funnier when you realize who he was talking about... Hopefully that collab still makes it onto Waves.
kanye album of the life tweet
To be honest, the fact that this doesn't work grammatically makes it even better.
kanye wiz khalifa pants tweet
*Cue the pants emojis flooding Wiz's IG*
