On her Instagram Story today, Kendall Jenner posted a love letter that is not only gushy but penned with a positively beautiful hand. This writing looks like it's come straight out of Oscar Wilde's correspondences. The full of text of it is as follows:
Dear Kendall,
We may be miles apart but my love for you grows stronger & stronger by the minute. My innermost feeling is pure love for you. I will love until death separates us. Right now this separation is killing me, but in my heart I know that nothing would come close to separating us. We are united into one forever, body & soul and I want you to know that I love you from the deepest part of my heart.
Love, [redacted]
Even though the signature is redacted, the going theory is that the author is NBA star Ben Simmons. Although Simmons bullied the Pistons in the post last night and is generally a great playmaker, he is not the best writer (if this is indeed him). To give him the benefit of the doubt, it would only be right to assume that this was a prank played by the mischievous Joel Embiid, who admits that "life is fun and I love having fun."