Action Bronson Randomly Hits Reddit To Drop A "Freestyle"

Action Bronson's fingers were a-workin'.

BYMitch Findlay
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Action Bronson stands among hip-hop's most unconventional personalities. The man has continuously won hearts through his colorful vernacular, imaginative metaphors, and refined pallet. Why would he stop now, considering the fact that he's a recent free agent? As such, Bronson has made it clear he will be returning to the genre that made him, though we'll always have love for his contributions to the culinary arts. With White Bronco set to drop by year's end, Bronson has come through with yet another bout of unexpected promotion, as he is wont to do.

Taking to Reddit, Bronson dusted off his ActionBronson3000 account, previously reserved for partaking in AMAs. He proceeded to slide through r/hiphopheads to drop off an ALL-CAPS freestyle, with the vivid imagery and lavish lifestyle raps we've become accustomed to. "YOU COULD KEEP YOUR LITTLE BULLSHIT ADVANCE," raps Bronson, "UNDERSTAND? IM IN THE AMAZON CHEWING ON PLANTS."

Though he has yet to reveal a date for White Bronco, he does give us somewhat of a glimpse into his recent going-ons. "MOTHERFUCKERS CANT AFFORD ME, PLUS IM IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS ORGY," he reveals. "JUST HIT ME BACK IN LIKE 40." Check out the full "freestyle" here:

"YOU COULD KEEP YOUR LITTLE BULLSHIT ADVANCE. UNDERSTAND? IM IN THE AMAZON CHEWING ON PLANTS. MOTHERFUCKERS CANT AFFORD ME, PLUS IM IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS ORGY. JUST HIT ME BACK IN LIKE 40 .... SHIT I LIVE SO MUCH, NO TIME FOR LOOKING BACK, ONLY UP CUZ THERES NO ROOF ON THE TRUCK, YOU COULD SHOOT A DUCK AND YEAH I KNOW THATS CRUEL AS FUCK AND NO I WOULD'NT RECOMMEND IT. BUT DID I MENTION? THE PORCHE 911 GOT A SECOND ENGINE TO SEND YOUR BOY INTO THE 7TH DIMENSION. HELL IS CHEAP ... HELL IS EXPENSIVE THO."


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<b>Feature Editor</b> <!--BR--> Mitch Findlay is a writer and hip-hop journalist based in Montreal. Resident old head by default. Enjoys writing Original Content about music, albums, lyrics, and rap history. His favorite memories include interviewing J.I.D and EarthGang at the "Revenge Of The Dreamers 3" studio sessions in Atlanta and receiving a phone call from Dr. Dre. In his spare time he makes horror movies.