Ski Mask The Slump God & SahBabii Drop "Coolest Monkey In The Jungle"

When Ski Mask the Slump God told White Supremacists to "lick his big toe" he was only half-kidding. "The Coolest Monkey In The Jungle" is exactly that, a strong refusal to be typecast, with zany lyrics to prove it. Ski Mask's Beware The Book Of Eli is upon us, and among its many idiosyncratic moments, "The Coolest Monkey In The Jungle" ranks at the very top.

SahBabii who once famously referred to himself as a "Marsupial Superstar" with "diamonds straight out the freezer," guest stars as Ski Mask's rabble rousing accomplice. SahBabii does the improbable in rhyming butthole with jungle in manner so unsuspecting. Ski Mask's intentions are to mock H&M's PR disaster, the one involving the retailer making a questionable call over how to market the hoodie emblazoned with the moniker. I reckon you will liken this song to a dense jungle. Ski Mask rarely runs out of scarce material. His mention of "Juandissimo Magnifico" is but one example of a reference I felt compelled to look up.

Quotable Lyrics:

Um, okay, like your bitch gon' kiss me like there is a mistletoe
Fly like a fairy like my name Juandissimo
Not necessary to call paramedics
My jewelry been sick with a cold since a year ago
Spin on my nuts, 6-1-9 like Mysterio
She said my nuts taste like honey, no Cheerio
It be no biggie, though, fuck European ho
How does she greet you, though? She be like, "Cheerio!"