Action Bronson Is Velveeta Smooth On Alchemist's "The Hopeless Romantic"

Action Bronson sounded off at his displeasure with Atlantic Records and has since broken free from his binding contract. On a day where his fans are celebrating his liberation, new material from their favorite storyteller has surfaced on Alchemist's Lunch Meat EP.

Bronson raps about a sequence of events beginning with a court appearance where the best lawyer for the job is on his case, wearing a gridiron helmet as he tackles the witness stand. He then ventures off to the Lakers game having a bet a fair amount on the New York Knicks. Cautionary tale: don't bet on the Knicks, even if "Hoodie Melo" is waiting in the wings.

The whole tape is available here. Enjoy.

Quotable Lyrics:

Catch me high at the arraignment
Never been a plaintiff.
Lawyer tied to the case like he play for the Ravens
So I stuff him with cheese
Like a danish
Damn I crave paper
Catch me later at the Laker game
I bet a grip on the Knicks,
Carmelo sweating on my kicks.