Ugly God just gets uglier by the day. At last, HNHH convinced him to reveal his secrets, so that we can all be as ugly as he is.
After explaining how maintaing a Pokemon-influenced wardrobe can enhance ugliness, Ugly God shared another key: "Have a little fucking dick. If you got a big dick, you not ugly, get the fuck from me. I don't want to hang out with you if you got a big dick. This for the little dick clique, bruh. Gang gang." He went on to advocate for daily masturbation in order to maintain sanity, and ugliness.
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