Lap Dance 101: If you're going to be in the strip club with your girl, make sure she's cool with you getting a lap dance on stage before the stripper starts rotating them hips. Otherwise she will go HULK on everyone and drag your ass out of the club like a rag doll.
One man in the Philippines learned that lesson the hard way.
As seen in the footage, just as this motorboatin' son of a bitch was about to get some action on the dance floor, his girlfriend stormed the stage, shoved the stripper from behind, and yanked here mans right off stage.
Which begs the question: Why even let him go to the club if he can't reap the benefits? Or maybe she was spying undercover the whole night and pounced at the opportunity to catch him in the act?
Unfortunately, like Sway, we ain't got the answers; but the video is still hilarious nonetheless.