Slim Jesus Shares His "10 Commandments"

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Watch as Slim Jesus breaks down his personal "10 commandments" to live by.

The Slim Jesus wave is taking off, whether or not you're with it, and we know that most aren't with it, seeing as Slimmy J (new nickname) says he's already received more than 500 diss records.

Following up from our interview with the Hamilton, Ohio viral rapper, we had him give some worldly advice by sharing his 10 commandments to live by. Thou shalt not sip fake lean, obviously, is one of them. Another notable commandment is #9, "Don't get catfished."

He elaborates, "This is 2015, fat hoes look hot on twitter. I need multiple camera angles, I can't go. Pull up to the hotel lookin' like a bag of potatoes." No one likes a bag of potato-lookin ass, amirite?


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