The Dallas Cowboys will be without linebacker Rolando McClain for the first 10 games of the 2016 season for violating the NFL's substance abuse policy.
But even if he was eligible, it's highly unlikely they'd be letting his out-of-shape ass get out on the field anyway.
According to Bleacher Report's Jason Cole, Rolando has been kicking back "Purple Drank" aka "Lean" aka "Dirty Sprite" aka a combination of Sprite and codeine, at an alarming rate and has packed on roughly 40 pounds because of it.
The liquid concoction has been known to contribute to rapid weight gain and sources have told Bleacher Report that it's almost impossible to imagine the "incredibly out of shape" McClain putting on a Cowboys uniform again, despite the fact that they resigned him for $5 million this past off-season.
Never forget his infamous arrest photo from 2011 when he was being booked on charges of assault, menacing, and reckless endangerment.
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