140 Bars Or Less: August 23 To August 30

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Dissecting the funniest, most entertaining, and outrageous tweets from some of the biggest names in rap who are on Twitter. Twitter is intriguing to fans because it offers an un-buffered forum into the minds of some of your favorite artists. The material is often raw and unfiltered, and lucky for us, most of these guys have no filter.
140 Bars Or Less: August 23 To August 30
After last week's "Special Edition" of 140 Bars, we recommence your regularly scheduled article.  This week Joey Budden is on his early morning creep, Fabolous combines two of our favorite things, and Rihanna's ass is about to explode. 

Follow 140 Bars Or Less on Twitter @140BarsOrLess where we post more ridiculous re-tweets through the week.  If you see any hilarious tweets you would like to see featured then hit us up on Twitter


10.  Fabolous


Strip clubs have been a point of interest of many rappers featured in this column, but Fab is the first to broach the subject of dining at a Gentleman's Club.  Some prudes are repulsed at the idea of stuffing food down your gullet while surrounded by naked women.  Personally, I think it's always a good idea to combine two things you enjoy: booze and movies, or video games and blowjobs, to name two.  If you're at a strip club enjoying the sights then you might as well enjoy some delectable wings as well.  Just make sure you wash your hands first. 

Speaking of combining naked women and eating...MGK puts on a show while on stage, burying his face in synthetic female genitalia.


8.  Gunplay

You know when a girl hollers, and it’s just as friends, or it's someone you have zero interest in? Take that feeling and multiply it by three, and you'll see what it's everytime a guy DMs you on Twitter unprovoked .  As an editor on this site, I know the feeling all too well. 



Budden appears to be redefining the "late night creep", by moving it to early morning.  It's quite genius actually, taking a brazen approach and announcing he's looking for his "beautiful female friends" so early.  No one would suspect what his ulterior motives truly are. 

Wow Swizz’s dad has some big balls. I’d rather try stealing Mike Tyson’s tiger then fuck around with the champ's belt. 

Well, he did ask nicely. Speaking of asking nicely, Mack, can you just get Wayne to drop D4 already...please!


4.  Rihanna

Gotta be careful when you eat those RiRi, them churros will go straight to your ass...

 

You cannot remake an Arnold Schwarzenegger classic without having him in it, everyone involved should be ashamed. That is, everyone besides Kate Beckinsale, and the three-breasted woman.

 
Twitter is like BET. During the daytime, you have your standard, usually censored version, and late at night, when decent folks are asleep, you have your uncensored version, "Twitter After Dark".  Much like "BET After Dark", you'll find a lot more strippers, and women who work in the adult industry tweeting late.  


Pretty crafty on Slim's part here, imparting advice on ducking racially-profiling dickhead cops.  Check out the guys in the picture below, you think they got pulled over? Hell no.  Drunk as hell, leaving the beach, still drinking in the jeep, and posting pics of it online.  
 

About The Author
<b>Editor-in-Chief</b> <!--BR--> Rose Lilah updates HNHH daily, while also managing the other writers on-staff and all HNHH contributors. She oversees site content in general, whether that be video, editorial or music. Not so unlike Kanye, she just wants one thing out of life: dopeness. <strong>Favorite Hip Hop Artists:</strong> Atmosphere, Eminem, Sir Michael Rocks, Jay Z, The-Dream, Curren$y, Drake, Ab-Soul, Boldy James, Outkast, Kevin Gates
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