9. Curren$y
Suicides are the new Spreewells. Nothing shows you have money and class like throwing a suicides on any and everything. Just recently I did some at-home renovations and converted my garage door into a suicide-door.
8. 40 Glocc
When you post a pic of something with high value on its own without putting yourself, or something signifying that it belongs to you, in the picture then it’s not impressive. You can snatch up somebody else’s pic of money from virtually anywhere and then post it as your own. Kind of like when some lonely folks take pictures of models and try to pass them off as themselves. Not that I’m saying this isn’t 40 Glocc’s money. I mean, I don’t want any of that real-life beef. Come to think of it, this definitely is 40 Glocc’s money...without a doubt. He’ll it’s probably only a fraction of the cash he has spread out. Again, please don’t start beef with me.
7. Soulja Boy
Soulja has blown up to the point that he’s transcended rapper/entertainer, and has become a brand. Dude has a video game coming out, and even his own Soulja Boy tablet. With all the money he’s bringing in, it only makes sense that the next product he markets is a Soulja Boy Money Counting Machine.
6. Wiz Khalifa
First off “True Blood” is a show primarily for females. Second, why is Wiz tuning in to see naked Anna Paquin titties, when he’s got full access to Amber Rose? That would be like Blake Griffin popping in NBA2K because he wants to see a big dunk.
Someday soon I’m going to write an all Tyler, The Creator edition of this column and entitle it “Tyler Tweets the Darndest Things”. Maybe the term is yet to trend on twitter, but Asian people are trending globally.
You kind of have to admire this ratchet’s entrepreneurial spirit. It’s actually very American to advocate a “first come, first served” policy where all are welcomed. This backstage hoe reminds me of a radio DJ giving away concert tickets, “the first rapper from tonight’s show that responds to my text will get a chance to get his hood sucked”.
3. Slim Thug
Sorry to hear about you falling on hard times Slim. If you’re that hard up, why don’t you holler at MGK, I hear he’s got a girl.
2. Kreayshawn
Tell me about it! Is there any more frustrating feeling than wanting to do that and not being able to? Must be doubly frustrating for Kreayshawn, you know, with her lack of penis and all.
1. Diddy
Why didn’t anybody correct me? All these years I was calling him Sean “Puffy” Combs. Honest mistake though, “f”s and “s”s do sound alike. If 2 Live Crew ever make a comeback they should use this photo as their album cover.