Hilarious CDC Recommendations Pop Up On Twitter As Isolation Mandates Relax

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"The CDC recommends splitting up your quarantine over your two 15min breaks."

Despite the fact that Omicron is on the rise, the CDC announced on Monday that they would be shortening the recommended isolation time for those who test positive for COVID-19 but are asymptomatic. The news has upset a lot of Americans, although Dr. Anthony Fauci and other health experts have co-signed it.

Director of the CDC, Dr. Rochelle Walensky, explained in a statement that these new regulations "balance what we know about the spread of the virus and the protection provided by vaccination and booster doses," adding that our "best option" at the moment is vaccination and booster shots combined with mask-wearing and testing.


The new regulations suggest that those who don't have symptoms of COVID-19 need to isolate for only five days instead of the standard 10, although when out in public, they should continue to wear a mask. Those who have been exposed to someone with a positive test are now only told to isolate for five days as well.

When things become chaotic, you can leave it to Twitter to give us a laugh. Following the CDC's new recommendations, thousands of users have posted their own versions of the rules, from "the CDC recommends splitting up your quarantine over your two 15min breaks" to "the CDC recommends you let go and let God." Check them out below.















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Hayley Hynes is the former Weekend Managing Editor of HotNewHipHop, she stepped down after two years in 2024 to pursue other creative opportunities but remains on staff part-time to cover music, gossip, and pop culture news. Currently, she contributes similar content on Blavity and 21Ninety, as well as on her personal blog where she also offers tarot/astrology services. Hayley resides on the western side of Canada, previously spending a year in Vancouver to study Fashion Marketing at Blanche Macdonald Centre and Journalism at Mount Royal University in Calgary before that. She's passionate about helping others heal through storytelling, and shares much more about her life on Instagram @hayleyhynes.
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