Last week, tragedy struck the Internet as Jaden Smith's famous Twitter account famously disappeared. Whether he was telling us that "Most Trees Are Blue," or "If Newborn Babies Could Speak They Would Be The Most Intelligent Beings On Earth," the rapper/actor/prophet confirmed the absolute relativity of the universe spoken in the words of a moody teenager, in 140 characters or less (thank God).
Speaking of moody teenagers, Drake has released spouts of knowledge that have us feeling somewhere between the signature "6" *prayer hands* and *facepalm*. A few examples below.
Though Drake has crafted some of the most relatable songs of our generation, his more mystifying thoughts sometimes sneak their way into his lyrics. If Drizzy's lovers understand some of his more cryptic crooning, they must share a special connection.
Alas, if you're missing Jaden Smith's social media presence in your life, it's time to venture into Drake's champagne reality. Here are 10 Drake lyrics that could double as Jaden Smith tweets.
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"Why are we wasting our relationship on a relationship?"
#Hmmm #WhatElseIsThere?
("My Side")
By the way, that's Jaden Smith on Drake's shirt. The connection is real.
"If all I hear is me, then who should I be afraid of?"
#GoodQuestion #KnowYourself
("Lord Knows")
"My 15 minutes started an hour ago"
#TimeIsRelative
("Fireworks")
Item #5
At the end of "Madonna," Drizzy hits us with a stream of cryptic knowledge, topping Jaden on a good day.
"I wrote it in code, then wrote it in stone"
"So they'll never know, but I might tell you one day, you never know"
"We'll see how I feel, we'll see if you hold up your end of the deal"
#Secrets #StopBeingATease #MadonnaHeldUpHerEnd
"If you were a star you'd be the one I'm searching for"
#Standards #InternationalStarRegistry
("Shut It Down")
"Feel like we one in the same, our relationship changed. That or it never existed."
#WhatIsLove?
"She from the jungle. I take somebody else's car, drive there undercover"
#BeCareful #GuerillaAttack
("Jungle")
"You could have my heart or we could share it like the last slice."
#SharingIsCaring #DrizzyAfterHisOwnHeart #SelfLove
"Best I Ever Had"
There's Drake eating pizza with LeBron. Think they shared the last slice?
"Lets stay together 'til we're ghosts"
#Commitment #6Ghost
("Fireworks")
"I taste pain and regret in your sweat"
#Yum? #AcquiredTaste #EmoTastebuds
("Practice")