CupcakKe Flips The Script With Bawdy "Old Town Hoe"

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CupcakKe invites listeners to boldly goes where no traveler has gone before.

Lil Nas X's "Old Town Road" was once a wholesome family affair, give or take a few PG-rated bars. Such is most certainly not the case for CupcakKe's bawdy rendition, which skews closer to X on the rating spectrum. CupcakKe has long made an artform out of lyrical pornography, never sparing a single detail where he sexcapades are concerned. Today, it would appear she saw an opportunity and seized it like only she can. And like that, "Old Town Road" became "Old Town Hoe," the likes of which the wild west has never seen. 

In an interesting twist of fate enough, CupcakKe has her work cut out for her on this go-around. Lil Nas X's lyrics and melodic flow lend themselves well to a hyper-sexualized variant, beginning with the title's own wordplay. "Once he paid my rent, we been fu*kin' ever since," she croons. "When he finger me, he gotta wear an oven mitt." Should such fantasies be up your alley, allow yourself room to indulge in CupcakKe's Westworldian vision. 

Quotable Lyrics

Once he paid my rent, we been fu*kin' ever since
When he finger me, he gotta wear an oven mitt


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<b>Feature Editor</b> <!--BR--> Mitch Findlay is a writer and hip-hop journalist based in Montreal. Resident old head by default. Enjoys writing Original Content about music, albums, lyrics, and rap history. His favorite memories include interviewing J.I.D and EarthGang at the "Revenge Of The Dreamers 3" studio sessions in Atlanta and receiving a phone call from Dr. Dre. In his spare time he makes horror movies.
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