Whether we know him as the infamous 2 Chainz, Tity Boi or one half of Playaz Circle, the rapper has written some of the funniest and sometimes plain ridiculous lines in hip hop. His fans can’t help but memorize and shout out his outrageous quotables, something which is beginning to characterize Tity 2 Necklace.
2 Chainz often uses his lyrics to boast about his success, his designer clothes or his luck with the ladies. Whatever it is, Tity Boi’s unique style deserves a salute, and so today we take a look at some of most jokes lines to date.
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"When I die, bury me inside that Louis store"
In "Birthday Song," 2 Chainz informs us of his funeral plans, a line which has now become a Tity Boi classic. It also displays the rapper's innovation, as he was one of the first to start making funerary references in rap, something which has now become a really big theme. We’re not so sure if Louis Vuitton would quite consent to this, though.
"My wrist deserve a shout out, 'I'm like what up wrist?' My stove deserve a shout out, 'I’m like what up stove?'"
Off "Fork" from B.O.A.T.S II: #MeTime, 2 Chainz shows appreciation to his wrist and his stove. With references to him cooking up something a little illegal, we can tell 2 Chainz is most grateful for these tools.
"I stack my money so tall, that you might need a giraffe when you counting this cash nigga"
From his feature on Young Jeezy’s "R.I.P," 2 Chainz shows off his crazy imagination by painting us this comical picture.
‘Known to act a donkey on the camel toe, then ta
"Known to act a donkey on the camel-toe, then take the camel-toe and turn it into casserole"
This insane lyric can only be described as "YUCK," which just so happens to be the title of this track.
‘Have Drake sing a song just to get her pussy we
"Have Drake sing a song just to get her pussy wet, then I take her to the crib/Man fuck that bitch right on the step"
2 Chainz isn't afraid of getting some help from his good old friend Drake to prep a woman for the naughty on "I Do It," one the biggest tracks off the new album.
"Her ass so big it look like she trying to walk backwards"
A man like 2 Chainz undoubtedly attracts flocks of ladies with big asses, and he couldn’t be clearer in explaining just how big they are in this line from "Mainstream Ratchet."
"I hope you get testicular cancer in the brain, dickhead, by the time you get that"
2 Chainz takes the meaning of being a ‘dickhead’ to another level on the track "Beautiful Pain" off B.O.A.T.S II.
"I get high and I fly past, I don't know nothing 'bout iChat, I'm working this iPhone they need an app called iTrap"
Ever the innovator, on "Where You Been" the rapper proposes a new idea for an app, which would probably go down very well with many trap music fans.
"Uh all I do is me: masturbation, I can make your girl walk: graduation, I'm known to make it rain; you do condensation"
From "Dirty Dark" off 2 Chainz’s Seeing Double Pt. 3 mixtape, the rapper uses some great wordplay with these lines. He proves he is stiff competition when it comes to flashing the cash, and being a hit with the ladies, as well as taking care of his own, personal, needs.
"I'm so fresh, I could fuck her off my outfit, ridin in the cockpit, ridin with the top back, ridin on some butt-nicks, ridin they say,'what's that?'...A fancy car, or a big tit, I hang with the stars"
The rapper’s humorous creativity goes way back to the days even before we knew him as 2 Chainz. In this Playaz Circle track "Paper Chaser," Tity Boi tells us about his ability to 'ride' in more ways than one.
"With a nigga like me I’m killing this beat - skeet, skeet, skeet, skeet, skeet on my sheets/On top, from the back, I thundercat like (HOE!)/My girl got a big purse with a purse in it/And her pussy so clean I can go to church in it!"
On "Like Me," 2 Chainz makes it clear that his rap game is killer, a lot like his skills in the bedroom. Somehow, the rapper even manages to include the Thundercats theme tune in this.
"My chain had another chain like it was pregnant/My favorite dish is turkey lasagne/Even my pajamas designer/She got a fat ass I make her rewind"
These lyrics from "G.O.O.D Morning" quite perfectly wrap up some of 2 Chainz’s favorite things all into one: his signature two chains, his love for good food (#Mealtime), his fresh designer clothes, and of course his love for big booty females.
"She just wanna freak (she do), she don't wanna sleep/Put it in her mouth (mouth) now she don't wanna speak (Tru)"
It’s fair to say that 2 Chainz is not shy about discussing a certain private part of his anatomy in his music. We often hear several references to his ‘ding-a-ling’. In "Netflix," Tity Boi lets us know that it’s definitely a part of him that keeps the ladies fully fixated in the bedroom.
"Chillin' in the club standing on the couch/'Nigga fuck your couch, nigga nigga fuck your couch!'"
In "Livin," 2 Chainz incorporates Dave Chappelle’s Rick James skit into his line, which is pretty hi-larious in and of itself.
"GI-VEN-CHY, nigga God bless you"
This masterpiece of a line comes from 2 Chainz’s feature on Drake’s "All Me." Ask a Frenchman to say ‘Givenchy’ and of course, it sounds like a sneeze! Tity Boi is on the money with this epic lyric.