Red Dead Redemption 2 Gets A Porn Remake

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Success on the level of Red Dead Redemption 2 is impossible to ignore. In it's opening weekend it outsold Avenger's: Infinity War and just about everything else, becoming one of the biggest video games ever. This kind of success also invites people who're looking to leech off of it in any way they can. Enter Red Dead Erection 2, the porn parody of Rockstar's hit that is produced by WoodRocket, who have also had a hand in titles like Game of Bones and Ten Inch Mutant Ninja Turtles. Their latest title will have the following plot:

When Arthur Organ and the rest of his cowboy outlaw gang get chased out of Blackwater, they learn that once you go Blackwater, you can never go backwater. So they hit the unpaved road and go on an epic Western sex-venture filled with sperm bank robberies, saloon shootouts, leading to the law chasing them down, two in the Pinkerton and one in the stinkerton. Also there will be Cowgirl and reverse Cowgirl. Obviously.

The writer and director of the film, Lee Roy Myers, told Complex:

As soon as I got my hands on RDR2 I knew we had to make it into a porn parody. The game is amazing! And it has zero hardcore penetration in it. So imagine how amazing it would be with hardcore penetration in it. You don't have to imagine. We made that version. I am so f**king proud to have made Red Dead Erectionwith WoodRocket and Pornhub. I think fans of the Red Dead Redemption series are really going to dig this parody. And the hardcore penetration.

Red Dead Erection 2 will be available on WoodRocket.com and Pornhub. Watch the trailer below:


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