Cardi B Jokingly Peddles Murderous Fantasies On IG

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Accept a beverage from Cardi B at your own peril.

Say what you will about Cardi B, but it's hard not to respect her appreciation for gallows humor. Especially in a day and age where dark humor is somewhat of a dying artform. Taking to Instagram, Cardi shared an amusing picture, a clear homage to Invasion Of Privacy song "Thur Your Phone," in which she raps:

"All I can see is you and her in different scenarios
Beyoncé on my stereo, "Resentment" on repeat
I'ma make your bowl of cereal with a teaspoon of bleach
Serve it to you like, "Here you go, n***a, bon appétit"

Clearly, Cardi has kept the same energy, taking to Instagram to share an interpretation of her darkly comedic bar. "It's not a threat it's a warning," writes Cardi, showcasing a creative yet sinister alternative to Pine Sol: poisoning one's enemies. In truth, one has to wonder whether accepting a beverage from Cardi is a wise decision. What might happen if she were to forget which drink is actually tainted? "Be Careful" indeed.

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<b>Feature Editor</b> <!--BR--> Mitch Findlay is a writer and hip-hop journalist based in Montreal. Resident old head by default. Enjoys writing Original Content about music, albums, lyrics, and rap history. His favorite memories include interviewing J.I.D and EarthGang at the "Revenge Of The Dreamers 3" studio sessions in Atlanta and receiving a phone call from Dr. Dre. In his spare time he makes horror movies.
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