YBN Almighty Jay Achieves Bully Status On "How I'm Rockin"

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YBN Almighty Jay has been practicing his mean-mug.

YBN Almighty Jay has no qualms with dedicating himself to the "Bully Way Of Life." Clearly, he's been reading up on the extensive manual, wasting little time in putting his theoretical training into practice. Step one, also known as the "training wheel stage," implores users to find a child and demolish him on the courts; the rules make it abundantly clear that said child must possess little to no prior basketball experience, nor stand at a height exceeding or equal to four-foot two. 

With his newly garnered expertise, Almighty Jay has set his sights on those who brazen enough to troll him. One such rabble-rouser had the poor judgment to boast about "fuc*ing his bitch," prompting Jay to sprint with the combined intensity of six Donovan Baileys. Jay and his goons may be youthful, but they have clearly studied their "bullying history," making sure to throw such classics as the noogie into their repertoire. Trifle at your own discretion. 

Quotable Lyrics

My ex-bitch mad cause I won't hit her back 
Take yo' main bitch and hit her from the back 
You think I work for Apple 'cus I always keep the mac, 
Snatch a n***a chain then make him buy it back 


About The Author
<b>Feature Editor</b> <!--BR--> Mitch Findlay is a writer and hip-hop journalist based in Montreal. Resident old head by default. Enjoys writing Original Content about music, albums, lyrics, and rap history. His favorite memories include interviewing J.I.D and EarthGang at the "Revenge Of The Dreamers 3" studio sessions in Atlanta and receiving a phone call from Dr. Dre. In his spare time he makes horror movies.
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