Tory Lanez Plugs His Lavish Lifestyle On "Kendall Jenner Music"

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Tory Lanez drops "Kendall Jenner Music" on a day of worship.

Has Kendall Jenner has officially become an irreplaceable figure in popular culture. Tory Lanez has used the Kardashiate as the latest addition to his lifestyle brand, in the same vein as Rick Ross' many assertions of personal wealth. We know Rozay has as many bobbleheads as he does tennis bracelets. Lanez is less conspicuous, because his bad habits are only beginning to sprout. The image of Tory boarding a private jet from Pearson to Laguardia is surely met with many side glance emojis.

One the whole, "Kendall Jenner Music" is a three minute show-and-tell session. Tory previews his new flight stewardesses in their new tailored outfits, the foreign whips are all waxed and shined the day-of, and everyone in the "photo" is sporting after shower body oil, reapplied between takes, such is the way of the world.

The world Tory inhabits might be too permissive. Just this week, Tory Lanez became the first non-Latino artist to chart on the Latin Billboard Chart as a featured artist. Check out "Kendall Jenner Music" and comment below.

Quotable Lyrics:

She ride me like an ATV
I keep her Dolce Gabbana'd up
So she can stay DG
Her batty so big that I can't stay PG
I stay all up on your block
Like the State PD.


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